Gays Are Intolerant

Heterosexuals in Provincetown, MA, an overwhelmingly gay resort town on the tip of Cape Cod, say their homosexual neighbors, who preach tolerance, are not exactly tolerant themselves.

Straight people say they have been taunted as ''breeders.'' One woman who signed a petition against gay marriage says she was berated as a bigot by a gay man, and another complained that dog feces were left next to her car.

Not hard to believe after recent events here in Chicago, where epithets like "breeder" were shouted at Christians.

(Of course, the best retort to that "insult": "Your mamma was a breeder.")